So I was just looking at this awesome concept art from The Princess and the Frog.
I had it enlarged, big as it could go, scrolling along, admiring the details, and then I got almost to the end of the picture, right along the fountain.
This movie takes place in the 1920s.
OUR PILOT WAS JUST LIKE “ladies and gentlemen…i hope you realize you aren’t on a normal flight..” AND HIS TONE WAS ALL SERIOUS AND EVERYONE JUST PAUSED AND I STARTED HAVING A PANIC ATTACK THINKING IT WAS A TERRORIST ATTACK OR SOMETHING AND THEN HE CASUALLY GOES “we now have 100 calorie oreo snack packs to offer you” I CANT FEEL MY LEGS
Not all Americans:
• are fat
• like McDonald’s
• like meat
• drink coffee
• PouR THEIR TEA IN THE BOSTON HARBOR
• HAVE A PET EAGLE
haters can say what they want about the 4th of july but i just witnessed two dudes- one dressed as abe lincoln and the other as benjamin franklin- passionately making out on the balcony while fireworks went off behind them and half of the party, for some reason, gathered around them and chanted “USA! USA!” for like five solid minutes
god bless america